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August 13th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

Nigerian “priest” offers someone else’s house for rent

A resident of Liverpool, Nova Scotia, has made the disconcerting discovery that someone claiming to be a Nigerian priest placed an ad in a local newspaper offering her house for rent for $400 per month plus utilities.  Linda Lane’s house is listed for sale at mls.ca, but she’s never heard of the man who identifies himself as The Rev Kelvin King.

Liverpool resident, Linda Lane was shocked to discover a person trying to rent her home on Brookdale Crescent through an advertisement in the Queens County Advance was posing as the actual homeowner.

“A girl I work with was looking for an apartment, so she emailed this gentlemen,” through the contact provided in the advertisement, said Lane. “He emailed her back. He just talked about the house and that he’s a missionary in Africa.”

In the letter Rev. Kelvin King requests $400 as a damage deposit and would like someone to move in right away because he is on a missionary call in Africa. He wants the money transferred through Western Union to Nigeria, Africa. The secret question for the transfer is 'Who do you believe in?' The answer is God. At that point, he promises to send the keys to the apartment.

Queens County Advance editor Mark Roberts e-mailed Rev King and inquired about the house/apartment for rent.  The reverend, who claimed to be in Africa, had this to say.

Thanks for your interest in my property. I am Rev. Kelvin King and i own the property you seek.I am on a missionary call to West Africa and thats why am looking for a responsible person that can take a very good care of it.I am not in particular about the money,all I need is a God fearing person that will see my property as his or her own.

He gave his address as St Peter Catholic Church, Lagos, Nigeria.  Asked if he had ever served in a local church, the “reverend” claimed he had ministered “briefly” at St Gregory’s Roman Catholic Church, Liverpool.  The reporter later spoke with parish priest Father Brian Murphy, who contradicted that claim.

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August 13th, 2008 at 11:03 pm

Recycling as mentally challenging as Sudoku

I've always been convinced that recycling is far more trouble than it's worth.

Putting out the rubbish used to be a straightforward task.

But since the advent of endless council edicts and different coloured bins and boxes, it has became ever more complicated.

So much so that recycling now puts as much strain on the brain as the game of Sudoku, research has revealed.

In the first study of its kind, volunteers rated the sorting of household waste as challenging as solving a complicated puzzle.
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Recycling also takes up valuable time, with the researchers estimating that the average family spends the equivalent of a week a year sorting, preparing, rinsing and putting out their waste.

Not only is recycling a scam, it wastes time and energy and causes stress.

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August 13th, 2008 at 10:08 pm

Muslim candidate kills Christian for refusing to vote for him

The candidate’s slogan was probably, “Vote for me and nobody gets hurt”.

Last April, supporters of Mohammad Abdul Sattar, Muslim candidate in Punjab province, Pakistan, opened fire on a group of Christians who had refused to vote for him, killing Javed Masih.  Local Christians claim the candidate was among the shooters.

Four months later, widow Zenat Javed still awaits justice.  Police have still not arrested anyone.

"Abdul Sattar came to Christian Village on April 10th, 2008, with his gang and opened fire on Christians who didn’t vote for him in the Joint Election System," under which Muslims support Christians and Christians back Muslim politicians, said rights group Christian Youth Fellowship-Pakistan CYF.

"Javed Masih died on spot by firing, while [fellow Christian] Irshaad Masih was seriously injured,” the group said in a statement to BosNewsLife.

Candidate Sattar ran under the banner of the Pakistan Peoples Party, which promises protections for the country’s Christian minority.  For this candidate, apparently, the promise applies only if they vote the right way.

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August 13th, 2008 at 10:40 am

Mayoral candidate: It’s time Halifax “grew up” and got more strip joints and casinos

Taxi driver and political nutcase David Boyd is running for mayor of Halifax on a platform of transforming the Nova Scotia capital into "Vegas of the East".

"It's high time this city grew up and realized we are port city", he says.  Some would see that as "It's high time this city grew up and realized we are cesspool of immorality".

A would-be candidate for mayor of Halifax aims to make Nova Scotia's capital the Sin City of the East - putting the sin in Bedford Basin, the city's inner harbour.

David Boyd is launching his campaign for mayor of Halifax Regional Municipality with a party platform, literally.

Boyd, a Halifax cab driver, computer technician and tow truck driver who has also advocated man-on-android love, is betting on more casinos, strip clubs and Las Vegas-style nightlife in the city.

Halifax already has one waterfront casino, and it's had to reduce hours of operation and make a round of staff cutbacks. The city also has only one adult entertainment bar - located in a strip mall across the harbour in Dartmouth.

But Boyd thinks the city needs at least one more strip club, preferably in Halifax, and more places to play poker.

Mr Boyd has a track record of political failure.  He was trounced in each of his three bids for a city council seat and his 2004 campaign for the Conservative Party nomination in Dartmouth was derailed when he advocated changing marriage laws to allow unions between humans and androids.

The mayoral election will be held on 18 October.  Two serious candidates have entered the race thus far: incumbent Peter Kelly and City Councillor Sheila Fougere.

h/t: Sobering Thoughts

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