This story has so many tragicomic aspects that one hardly knows where to start.
Two Turkish Muslim theologians have sued a prominent maker of Islamic clothing because they think the name of one of his enterprises capitalises on Islam. The theologians are described as “liberal”, while the clothier is described as “conservative”, so conservative, in fact, that he is called “Allah’s tailor”. Confused yet?
Nicknamed "Allah's tailor" by the press, Mustafa Karaduman long ago earned the odium of Turkish secularists for his successful mass-marketing of the brightly coloured headscarves and ankle-length coats that have become a trademark of conservative urban women. What triggered Ilhami Guler and Suleyman Bayraktar's case, though, was naming the company he set up in the 1980s "Tekbir". It refers to the core statement of Islam – "there is no God but God".
Mr Guler said: "Jesus was upset by the sight of the money-lenders in the temple, and I'm upset by the thought of a new generation of Muslims for whom 'Tekbir' means expensive headscarves." He says it was only recently that lawyer friends told him about Turkish legislation forbidding the commercial use of names, "imbued by society with a moral value".
Christians in the West are upset by a new generation of young people, influenced by decadent and debauched celebrities, for whom the Holy Cross of Christ means gaudy bling, but you don’t see Christian theologians suing anyone about it.
But never mind that now. Hang on to your hats.
A court decision requiring Tekbir to change its name could trigger a host of other cases against countless other Turkish companies with religious names – from Sharia Swimsuits via Medina Travel to Jihad Meat Balls.
I just about fell out of my chair when I read that. “Jihad Meat Balls”? Made in Turkey? The Muslim world seethed and burned over a few cartoons, but no one (until now) complains about Jihad Meat Balls being made, sold, and eaten in their midst?
Where can I buy some of those Jihad Meat Balls anyway? If someone were to market them in Canada, I’m sure they’d be a huge seller. I know I’d give ‘em a try.
But the distributor would no doubt risk a “human rights” complaint from some miffed Muslims who “have learned how to manipulate political institutions, to their advantage”.
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