Some entrepreneurs who know a little about dispensational theology have set up a website to send e-mails to those left behind after the rapture removes all Christians from the earth.  Somehow I doubt that non-believers heading into the Great Tribulation would appreciate receiving e-mails saying, in effect, “I told you so”, but I don’t subscribe to dispensationalism, so what do I know?

Get this: The website is called You’ve Been Left Behind.  “I got out of here and you didn’t.  Deal with it!”

For just $40 a year, believers can arrange for up to 62 people to get a final message exactly six days after the Rapture, that day when — according to Christian end times dogma — Christians will be swept up to heaven, while doubters are left behind to suffer seven years of Tribulation under a global government headed by the Antichrist.

"You've Been Left Behind gives you one last opportunity to reach your lost family and friends for Christ," reads the website, which is purportedly run "by Christians, for Christians." The domain name is registered through an anonymous proxy service, presumably to protect the proprietors from the Forces of Darkness, and not because they're up to anything shady.

The e-mails will be triggered when three of the site's five Christian staffers "scattered around the U.S." fail to log in for six days in a row — a system that incorporates a nice margin of safety, should two of the proprietors turn out to be unrepentant sinners or atheists.

Hmmmm.  That means the e-mails could also be triggered if three of the five “staffers” abscond to Brazil with the money.  Would that qualify as a rapture?

h/t: Kruse Kronicle