Magic Statistics

“I accept no responsibility for statistics, which are a form of magic beyond my comprehension.” — Robertson Davies

March 9th, 2008 at 8:50 pm

For those who collect ten-dollar words

Some animal adjectives

Ant……………………..myrmicine
Ape…………………………simian
Armadillo…………………dasypodid
Bear…………………………ursine
Bee………………………..apiarian
Calf………………………..vituline
Cat………………………….feline
Civet………………………viverrine
Crocodile………………….eusuchian
Deer………………………..cervine
Dodo……………………….didine
Dolphin…………………..delphin(e)
Duck……………………….anatine
Duck-billed platypus………monotremal
Eagle……………………….aquiline
Flea………………………..pulicine
Flamingo…………….phoenicopterous
Frog………………………..ranine
Goat………………………..caprine
Goose………………………anserine
Gorilla, chimp………………..pongid
Hare……………………….leporine
Horse……………………….equine
Kangaroo……………….macropodine
Louse……………………..pedicular
Mite, tick……………………acarian

Source: Page-A-Day Online Calendar

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March 9th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

Mugabe’s going to win, so election observers are not needed

The regime of Zimbabwean Dictator President Robert Mugabe has decided that no Western observers will be permitted to oversee the 29 March general election.  Foreign Minister Simbarashe Mumbengegwi made the announcement.

"Clearly those who believe that the only free and fair election is where the opposition wins have been excluded, since the ruling party, Zanu-PF, is poised to score yet another triumph."

Anyone who thinks another Zanu-PF victory is in doubt obviously knows nothing about democracy as it is practiced in Zimbabwe and is therefore unfit to monitor the election.

[N]o invitation [is] offered to any of those European nations who are so short-sighted about democracy that, believe it or not, they occasionally allow their own ruling parties to lose elections. Silly silly people.

So only one European nation has been invited to send monitors. That is Russia, where judging by his own recent electoral manoevres, Mr. Putin has learned much from his mentor, Dr. Robert Mugabe.

Who else is coming? Be prepared to be impressed. China is coming. Yes, China, that cradle of democracy. Brazil, where the nuts come from. Libya, where bigger nuts come from. Venezuela, Nicaragua, Iran…the list of democracy-loving countries is endless.

Why go to the trouble and expense of this farcical election at all?  Complete the absurdity by announcing the results now.

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March 9th, 2008 at 7:28 pm

Arnold’s impressive carbon footprint

Governor Greenie“Impressive”—but apparently not in a good way.  California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has championed legislation designed to reduce carbon emissions; like many celebrity greenies, however, he does not practice what he preaches.

Like many of the Californians he represents, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger now spends more than three hours commuting because he lives so far from the office.

But his ride is a private jet.
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The commute costs hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, which aides say the governor pays for himself. Some environmentalists say the trips expand his carbon footprint enough to undermine his image as a crusader against global warming, despite the pollution credits he buys to offset the damage.

Gov Terminator Schwarzenegger is simply doing what he has to do in order to be home with his wife and kids in the evening.  And he should stop feeling guilty about it: skip the environmental indulgences.

An interview for the news report was conducted during a break from a recent National Governors Association meeting in Washington, DC.  Arnold flew there by private jet.

h/t: Catherine Elsworth at Telegraph Blogs

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March 9th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

Guinea-Bissau: World’s first narco state

Guinea-Bissau, drug capitalColombian drug merchants have taken advantage of Guinea-Bissau's poverty, political instability, and inadequate law enforcement to make the tiny West African nation into the world's first narco state. Guineau-Bissau has become a key trans-shipment point for cocaine moving from Colombia to Europe.

Under pressure from increasingly effective drug enforcement in the Caribbean, traffickers sought an easier route to Europe.  For the past three years, Guinea-Bissau has been the transit spot of choice.

Down a street of elaborate colonial-style buildings is Ana's restaurant. Beneath red-tiled roofs, giant candles flicker in the gentle, humid evening breeze - it could be mistaken for an exotic tourist destination. But 'the only visitors we get are the Colombians', sighs Ana, 'this country is being destroyed by drugs. They're everywhere. A few weeks ago, the man who used to be my gardener knocked at the door and offered to sell me 7kg of cocaine.'
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By day, Guinea-Bissau looks like the impoverished country it is. Most people cannot afford a bus fare, never mind a four-wheel drive. There is no mains electricity. Water supplies are restricted to the wealthy few, and landmark buildings such as the presidential palace remain wrecked nine years after the end of the war. But this wreck of a country is what the UN - which declared war last week on celebrity cocaine culture - calls the continent's 'first narco-state'. West Africa has become the hub of a flow of cocaine from South America into Europe, now that other routes have become tough for the traffickers.

That's the supply side of the cocaine equation but, of course, without demand there would be no supply.  According to a UN report issued earlier this week, the demand side is fuelled largely by British celebrity users who have glamourised and popularised drug abuse.  It is estimated that cocaine use among  Britons aged 16 through 24 has more than doubled since the year 2000.  Prices have fallen about in half over the same time period.

A leader (editorial) in today's Observer argues that soaring cocaine use contributes to political instability in Africa and Latin America.

The trail of misery, destruction, violence and death it leaves in its wake as it departs South America is undeniable. Those who choose to use cocaine are directly responsible. If the demand dries up, then the misery stops. Those who decide to use it are making an unconscionable decision.
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Only last week, the world watched a dramatic military standoff unfold after Colombian troops crossed into Ecuador to kill a leader of the Farc terrorist group, which is financed by the money it makes from the coca leaf. The tense confrontation also sucked in Venezuela and threatens to have geopolitical consequences in the months ahead.

But it is not just the poor of South America whose lives are blighted. As the UN's drugs tsar describes in The Observer today, cocaine has recently begun to devastate much of Africa's Gold Coast, a staging post in the international trade.

The leader writer points out that many cocaine consumers congratulate themselves for their "ethical lifestyles".

The column by Antonio Maria Costa, executive director of the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime and director-general of the United Nations Office in Vienna, is posted here.

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March 9th, 2008 at 6:00 am

The Fifth Sunday in Lent

The collect for today, the Fifth Sunday in Lent, from the 1662 Book of Common Prayer:

We beseech thee, Almighty God, mercifully to look upon thy people; that by thy great goodness they may be governed and preserved evermore, both in body and soul; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

The Epistle: Hebrews 9:11-15
The Gospel: St John 8:46-59

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