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The highly reputable British news source The Daily Shame today reports that a band of Anglican activists raided a shopping centre, leaving pandemonium in their wake.
A group of Anglican extremists have attacked Cackwater shopping centre in Gutborough. There are no casualties, although several people are reported to be “quite confused”.
The attack took place at midday outside the local branch of TK Maxx. A bomb, made from cake mixture and “hundreds and thousands” was left in front of the store and exploded, leaving two men splattered and one man needing counselling. Shoppers ran for cover, fearing that the cake-bomb was the first of many, but were disappointed.
The accompanying photo (shown above), captioned 'Anglican Fundamentalists doing "traditional dance"', blows the ringleaders’ cover: The current and former primates of the Anglican Church of Canada appear front and centre. Archbishop Fred Hiltz is the tall fellow in blue, while Archbishop Andrew Hutchison stands beside him wearing khaki. They do look rather jubiliant sinister. (Check out Abp Hiltz's raised fist.)
So, ++Hiltz and ++Hutchison are extremists and fundamentalists. Just as I suspected!
h/t: Stand Firm
Are you pulling our legs or what? Hiltz and Hutchinson (whom I know personally) are both respected and responsible churchmen.
I think you are both pulling each other’s legs!!
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