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September 6th, 2007 at 4:24 pm

No such thing as an environmentally friendly car

Norway’s Consumer Ombudsman office has forbidden environmental claims in automobile advertisements.  Such phrases as “green”, “clean”, and “environmentally friendly” are inherently misleading when used in car ads.

"Cars cannot do anything good for the environment except less damage than others," Bente Oeverli, a senior official at the office of the state-run Consumer Ombudsman, told Reuters on Thursday.
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"If someone says their car is more 'green' or 'environmentally friendly' than others then they would have to be able to document it in every aspect from production, to emissions, to energy use, to recycling," she said.

"In practice, that can't be done," she said of tougher guidelines entering into force in Norway from Oct. 15.

A study released last year showed that hybrid cars generally use more energy than do conventional cars because they require much more energy in manufacturing and production.  Hybrid cars merely export environmental effects from buyers’ home countries to countries of manufacture.

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September 6th, 2007 at 3:01 pm

Dams cause global warming. No, it’s Israel’s fault!

Another day, another cause of global warming.  Yesterday, it was a dam problem.

THE world's dams are contributing millions of tonnes of harmful greenhouse gases and spurring on global warming, according to a US environmental agency.

International Rivers Network executive director Patrick McCully today told Brisbane's Riversymposium rotting vegetation and fish found in dams produced surprising amounts of methane - 25 times stronger than carbon dioxide.

Now delegates to the United Nations International Conference of Civil Society in Support of Israeli-Palestinian Peace, hosted by the European parliament in Brussels, have been told that Israel is to blame.  Clare Short, former cabinet minister in Tony Blair’s Labour government, brings the news.

Ms. Short charged the Jewish state with the ultimate crime: Israel "undermines the international community's reaction to global warming."

According to Ms. Short, the Middle East conflict distracts the world from the real problem: man-made climate change. If extreme weather will lead to the "end of the human race," as Ms. Short warned it could, add this to the list of the crimes of Israel.

Clearly, blaming Israel for the end of the human race is a sane and rational way to promote the cause of Israeli-Palestinian Peace. 

Why can’t the environmentalist fanatics make up their minds?

h/t: Greenie Watch

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