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“I accept no responsibility for statistics, which are a form of magic beyond my comprehension.” — Robertson Davies

May 20th, 2007 at 5:45 pm

What would they do if they intended disrespect?

Ted Byfield poses that mind-boggling question in connection with the CBC’s latest attempt to dissemble an obvious affront to Christian Canadians.

The CBC has aired two pilot episodes of a television show that appears designed to inflict maximum offence on Roman Catholics.  The Altar Boy Gang portrays altar boys as drug users and traffickers who eat communion wafers as snacks and contaminate them with LSD.  Sounds like the concept was dreamed up by teenage stoners.

The script also provides an instructive contrast with the hyper-sensitivity CBC displayed toward Muslim beliefs and practices when Little Mosque On The Prairie was in development.  Double standard, anyone?

Yet, when challenged, a risible CBC spokesman denies any intent to offend Catholics.

"We certainly intend no disrespect of the Catholic Church, or any other religious organization."

Consider the proposition here.

The CBC depicts a group of adolescents helping to administer what the Catholic Church believes to be "in essence" the body of Jesus Christ.

It presents them as sneering at these sacred things, as using them as poker chips, as infecting them with drugs to poison the faithful people who receive them, and finally as conducting a criminal activity from the sanctuary of the church.

However, spokesperson [Jeff] Keay assures us, by doing all this the CBC "intends no disrespect" towards the church.

You have to wonder, what else could they possibly do if they did intend disrespect?

As Mr Byfield points out, there are two alternative explanations for this drivel: either Mr Keay thinks Canadians are idiots, or Mr Keay himself is an idiot.

Another reason why the incompetent CBC is a national embarrassment.  Your tax dollars at work.

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May 20th, 2007 at 4:11 pm

It’s high school graduation time

Click for larger viewI thought I wasn’t going to have time for blogging until tomorrow but, finding a few spare minutes in a busy weekend schedule, I’d rather blog than take a short breather.

The StatWife and I are in Edmonton, and proud parents we are right now. Yesterday Concordia High School held its eightieth commencement ceremony, and the StatDaughter is a member of the Class of 2007.  Congrats, SD!

The photo at left shows Principal David Eifert handing SD her graduation certificate.  (I apologise for the grainy photo.  I recently bought a new super-high-tech digital camera and, obviously, haven’t quite figured it out yet.)

Yesterday evening, the banquet was held—a very raucous affair, indeed.  The students were dressed to the nines, the dinner was excellent, and everyone had a great time.

After spending the summer in boring old Whitehorse, our daughter plans to enter the undergraduate science programme at the University of Calgary in September.

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May 20th, 2007 at 6:00 am

Sunday After Ascension-Day

The collect for today, Sunday After Ascension-Day, from the 1662 Book of Common Prayer:

O God, the King of glory, who hast exalted thine only Son Jesus Christ with great triumph unto thy kingdom in heaven; We beseech thee, leave us not comfortless; but send to us thine Holy Ghost to comfort us, and exalt us unto the same place whither our Saviour Christ is gone before, who liveth and reigneth with thee and the Holy Ghost, one God, world without end. Amen.

The Epistle: 1 St Peter 4:7-11
The Gospel: St John 15:26-16:4

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