Someone left bags of marijuana on the windshields of vehicles parked at several churches in Elkton, Kentucky, last week.  Not exactly manna from heaven—not even close.

“We got the first call from Elkton Baptist,” said Patrolman Michael Ayersman.

Several people at the church found a little pot bag with a note that says, “Peace poles Native American right” tucked under the wiper blade on the windshield.

As Elkton police began their investigation, they learned marijuana also had been left on vehicles at two other churches in town — at Phillips Chapel CME and Westside Church of Christ.

By late Thursday afternoon, police had collected 47 pages, all with the same note.

Police have arrested Ronnie Turner, 44, and are holding him in the Christian County jail.  Mr Turner has refused to explain the cryptic note.  Since the churches were all close by a middle school, he has been charged with 47 counts of trafficking marijuana within 1000 yards of a school.

Why did he do it?  According to a neighbour, Turner says that God told him to.

h/t: Stupid Crimes & Misdemeanors

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