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“I accept no responsibility for statistics, which are a form of magic beyond my comprehension.” — Robertson Davies

February 21st, 2007 at 10:12 pm

Tonsorial Taliban beard Pakistani barbers

Sorry about that bad headline pun, but I couldn’t resist.

Last week Islamists in Pakistan’s Bajur tribal region warned barbers to stop trimming or shaving customers’ beards, alleging that it offends Islam.  The barbers decided to comply and, not surprisingly, have experienced a huge drop in business.

[T]hey immediately agreed not to shave beards and even decided to impose Rs 5000 fine on those defying this decision.

Almost in every shop, the barbers have displayed banners inscribed with a clear message for their customers not to force them to shave beards, as it has been declared un-Islamic in the pamphlet. They do not hide their position and publicly complain that they have witnessed a decline in their business by 70 per cent after the issuance of the pamphlet.

Now the local government has entered the fray, telling the barbers to continue cutting beards.

The authorities assured the barbers of their support and asked them to carry out their business and ignore pamphlets.

The barbers have apparently decided that the threat posed by the unknown pamphlet writer is greater than the government’s ability to “support” and protect them.  They have decided to obey the order of the pamphlet.

I still think the barbers might get off the hook if they begin calling themselves hair stylists and their establishments beauty salons.  It’s worth a try.

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February 21st, 2007 at 9:34 pm

Episcopal Church asked to “slam doors”

Yeah, right!

Globe and Mail religion writer Michael Valpy hoists his partisan flag high. From the opening sentence of today’s column, it is crystal clear which side in the Anglican affray he deems worthy of support. No pretence of journalistic objectivity here.

The spiritual leader of Canada's 800,000 Anglicans warned them yesterday they face the same risk as their U.S. counterparts of being booted out of the world Anglican Communion unless they slam their church doors against full acceptance of homosexuals.

The Anglican primates said nothing about slamming any doors on anyone.  Everyone is welcome to hear the gospel proclaimed at any Anglican church (or, at least, those that still do that sort of thing).  The issue, of course, is whether a favoured group of sinners is to be celebrated and/or elevated to leadership without a prior credible profession of repentance and faith.

Predictably, one of the chief instigators of the Current Unpleasantness doesn’t like the primates’ communiqué.

Bishop Michael Ingham of B.C.'s Anglican Diocese of New Westminster where same-sex blessings are authorized, predicted in an interview yesterday that the primates' action would "further the disaster" for the Christian church in the West.

What disaster might the bishop be referring to?  The precipitous declines in Anglican membership, attendance, and giving?  Can’t be: Bishop Ingham himself is on record attributing those to falling birth rates, so the disaster he speaks of must lie elsewhere.  (The attribution is erroneous, but that’s beside the point here.)  Perhaps, in Bp Ingham’s eyes, the “disaster” is threatened budget cuts to Anglican Journal?  Or could it be increasing numbers of Anglican Church of Canada bishops?  Who knows?

Mr Valpy’s column includes several unattributed nasty attacks against certain primates.  (Guess which ones.)  Undisclosed sources call the Tanzania summit “venomous”. And then there’s this:

Senior Canadian clerics, speaking for background, suggested that the targeting of the Episcopal Church was largely fuelled by anti-Americanism. They also noted that Global South Anglican leaders are getting money from rich conservative Episcopalians to intervene in the U.S. church's affairs.

I’ve been following the Anglican dispute for a good while now, and I’ve never before seen anti-American prejudice suggested as a root of alleged animosity.  Who are those “senior Canadian clerics” anyway?  And what does “speaking for background” mean, exactly?  It looks like it’s just cover for making anonymous personal attacks.

The charge that sinister but unspecified “rich conservative Episcopalians” are funding the whole thing is an irrelevant ad hominem argument.  The cowardly mysterious Canadian clerics appear unable to disprove the arguments brought by the primates and so must resort to innuendo and character assassination.

Archbishop Hutchison, the Canadian primate, reportedly threatened to talk about the illicit blessings of same-sex unions and acceptance of gay priests in the British, Australian and other churches if the Canadian church came under attack.

First I’ve heard of that, too, and it strikes me as an empty threat.  My response—if per impossibile I were a primate—would be, “Bring it on”, or words to that effect.

Archbishop Hutchison said in an interview after the meeting with his church's newspaper, The Anglican Journal, that the primates' action on the U.S. church is something Canadian Anglicans "will have to look at seriously."

As both Binky and I pointed out yesterday, it’s big of our primate to suggest taking the communiqué seriously, given that he signed it.

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February 21st, 2007 at 6:00 am

The First Day of Lent

The collect for today, the first day of Lent, commonly called Ash Wednesday, from the 1662 Book of Common Prayer:

Almighty and everlasting God, who hatest nothing that thou hast made, and dost forgive the sins of all them that are penitent; Create and make in us new and contrite hearts, that we worthily lamenting our sins, and acknowledging our wretchedness, may obtain of thee, the God of all mercy, perfect remission and forgiveness; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

For The Epistle: Joel 2:12-17
The Gospel: St Matthew 6:16-21

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Source of graphic: Lutheran Church Charities 

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