Magic Statistics

“I accept no responsibility for statistics, which are a form of magic beyond my comprehension.” — Robertson Davies

February 7th, 2007 at 6:28 pm

Global warming about to hit Great Britain

Weather forecasters are predicting major snowfalls to blanket the UK beginning tonight and continuing for the rest of the week.

Some of the heaviest snowfalls for years are forecast for this week, bringing the prospect of delays and cancellations for rail and air passengers and hazardous conditions on the roads.

Forecasters issued a severe weather warning yesterday, with predictions of up to 6in (15cm) of snow in South and Mid Wales and about 2in for London by tomorrow morning.

Parts of southern England could have snowfalls of 4in. London is expected to have its heaviest snowfall since just before the new millennium, when blizzards with temperatures of minus 5C (23F) swept across the South East. The Midlands are also expected to have bad weather.
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The Met Office said that it was expecting heavy snow to develop across southwest England and much of Wales tonight. “This is expected to extend across the Midlands, London, the South East of England and East Anglia during Thursday morning.” It added that the snow would cause disruption to travel networks.

The Met Office, the government's meteorological service, was overwhelmed by blizzard conditions before a snow flake had fallen.  The website crashed.  It was unavailable for most of the day.

[W]e're delighted to report that just the threat of some white stuff falling from the sky has buried the Met Office. The weather-botherers' site currently offers:

Web site unavailable

The Met Office web site is currently experiencing a high level of demand from visitors to the site. We are sorry for any inconvenience, please try again.

Yup, we now don't even need real crap weather to bring the UK to its knees - the mere mention of the word "snow" is enough to reduce the Blighty to anarchy and despair. For the record, the whisper on the street is that it may snow later. Or not.

From the Met Office's "about" page:

We are one of the world's leading providers of environmental and weather-related services.

Except when inclement weather threatens.

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February 7th, 2007 at 5:13 pm

Jim Morrison comes out against global warming

Who knew?  I mean, the guy's been dead since 1971.

Rock legend Jim Morrison has been enlisted to help fight global warming more than 35 years after his death.

Woman in the Window, a previously unreleased poem written and recorded by The Doors frontman shortly before he died in 1971, has been set to music.

The single will be used to publicise the Global Cool campaign, which is aiming to cut carbon emissions.

The recording, which describes an angel warning humanity about its actions, was released by the Jim Morrison estate.

"An angel warning humanity about its actions"?  I'd say that's a hallucinatory creative interpretation of the song's self-absorbed lyrics.

I am the woman
In the window
See the children
Playing

Soldier sailor
Young man on your way
To the summer
Swimming pool

Can you see me standing?
In my window
Can you see me
Laughing?

Come upstairs sir to your room and I will play for you

Oh dreamland
golden scene land
Try to sleep lamb
Take us to dreamland

I am unhappy
Far from my woman-
Just try and stop us
We’re going to Love

Just try and stop us
We’re going to love
Just try and stop us
We’re going to love

Eat at my table
She cried to the vineyard
Calling the workers
Home from the meadow

Man you are evil
Get out of my garden
Just try and stop us
We’re going to Love

There are more words, but you get the idea.  Where is the "warning", exactly?  Anybody see a coherent theme here at all?

Having been granted permission by The Doors, the song . . . was presented to Global Cool to be used as the 10-year initiative’s inspirational anthem.

"Just try and stop us / We’re going to love".  That message will definitely inspire carbon emission reductions.

I can see why this doggerel wasn't released until almost 36 years after he died.

Anyone who thinks that scraping the bottom of Jim Morrison's poetry barrel will contribute to a cooler global climate needs to lay off the amyl nitrate.

h/t: Pearcey Report

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