The Washington Pest has taken a close look at the reasons why polar bears are said to be endangered, and pinpoints the problem.

The US Fish & Wildlife Service has proposed classifying the polar bear as a threatened species. What makes this unusual is that the bear is not threatened by humans. The polar bear is threatened by computer models.

This action could set a really fat precedent because computer models are much more dangerous than humans. It is estimated that at least one half of all living species are threatened by computer models. Mitigating all these threats could keep the FWS busy, not to mention rich and powerful, for years to come.

The problem is that some computer models say the Arctic ice cap will disappear in about 40 years, give or take a century. Polar bears live and work on the ice so this might be a problem for them, we don't really know.

Just to be sure the FWS wants to invoke the Endangered Species Act, to give them dictatorial, sorry, administrative powers now to help the may someday be out of work bears.

If we allow computer models, rather than real events, to set public policy, we are all in big trouble because that would give statisticians carte blanche to rule the world.

I am only half joking about that.  At a Statistics Canada meeting a few years ago, I heard a presentation from a Canadian statistician working for OECD arguing that the assembled experts should give full support to the Kyoto Protocol because enforcement of its terms depends on statistics gathered by national and international statistical agencies.  In order to know whether CO2 emissions, etc., are being reduced per Kyoto targets, data must be gathered and analysed from emissions sources.  Kyoto therefore depends crucially on the work of statisticians.

This fellow presented Kyoto not just as a make-work project for statisticians, but as means of wielding power.  I kid you not.  Fortunately, based on the discussion after the presentation, no one in the audience was very enthusiastic about his perspective.  Some, myself included, were rather taken aback.

h/t: Greenie Watch and Ken Maize’s POWERblog

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