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“I accept no responsibility for statistics, which are a form of magic beyond my comprehension.” — Robertson Davies

December 24th, 2006 at 7:14 pm

Christ Church Cathedral, Whitehorse, hits the skids

Christ Church Cathedral, Diocese of Yukon, looks to be headed for serious trouble.  The Rev Peter Williams, the cathedral’s dean and rector, appears to have abandoned his usual good judgment and sound discernment and recklessly plunged our parish into very dire straits.  He has asked one of the congregation’s most tedious and opinionated phonies to be rector’s warden for the coming year.

That would be me.  When he first asked me to take the job about two weeks ago, I said I’d consider it prayerfully, hoping that he would soon recover his sanity.  Unfortunately for the parish, he hasn’t.  In fact, when we discussed it again earlier this week, he seemed more determined than ever to ruin the church have me serve as his warden.

After much prayer and looking for pretexts to decline soul-searching, I sensed the Lord telling me that this is my last chance so don’t screw it up it might not work out too badly.

This would be the biggest responsibility I’ve ever had had in the church.  The rector’s warden is basically the rector’s right-hand man, meeting with the rector for prayer and discussion, and acting as his representative to the congregation, Parish Council, bishop, etc.  As someone helpfully told me, the rector’s warden is also supposed to see that things get done that need to get done.

The appointment will be made official at our AGM in late January (unless Dean Peter comes to his senses before then).  I anticipate that I will occasionally become too busy with parish matters to blog as regularly as I usually do.  I hate to cut back on blogging, but we’ll have to see what other plans the Lord may have for me.  Prayers would be appreciated.

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December 24th, 2006 at 4:53 pm

Children of Men

Mark Steyn’s latest column highlights a new movie that has been on my list of films to see for the past couple of weeks: Children of Men, loosely based on mystery writer P.D. James’s 1992 novel.  The movie is set some twenty years in the future—eighteen years after the last human being was born on the planet.

"The world has collapsed," announces a BBC newsman in a new movie. "Only Britain soldiers on." Europe in 1940? No, 2027. Adapted from P.D. James' dystopian novel, Children Of Men is set on a planet in which humanity is barren. That's to say, it can no longer reproduce. And you'd be amazed at how much else collapses with the fertility rate.

Here’s the trailer for the film, which presents the world of the near-future as a rotting wasteland of hopelessness, ugliness, and fear.

I can’t really remember when I last had any hope, and I certainly can’t remember when anyone else did either.  Because, really, since women stopped being able to have babies, what’s left to hope for?

The Globe and Mail gave the film four stars.

Instantly up to speed and powered by that rarest of cinematic fuels — intelligent action — Children of Men is a nativity story for the ages, this or any other. A dazzling pre-credit sequence sets both the fast pace and the dark tone. London, November, 2027, where the skies are grey and the denizens are nervous and terrorist bombs are exploding in Fleet Street shops. Yes, it's a near future that bears an uncanny resemblance to the present, save for the hot story that has the media buzzing: “The youngest person on the planet has just died.” The deceased was 18.

Despite rave reviews, however, the movie is so gloomy that the studio is backing away from it.  Says Mark Steyn,

You might have a hard time finding ''Children Of Men'' at your local multiplex. It's a more pertinent Christmas movie this holiday season than ''Bad Santa 3'' or ''The Santa Clause 8,'' but Universal seems to have got cold feet and all but killed the picture.

I am very sad to read that because it means the film almost certainly won’t be shown at all in Whitehorse cinemas, so I won’t get to see it until it comes out on DVD.

The film’s Mexican director Alfonso Cuaron gave an interview to the Globe earlier this week.  His movie may be great, but I have to wonder if he himself understands what’s been happening in the world.

"We grew up in a very beautiful world, but my generation — and people older than me — have bungled it. We live in such a hedonistic economy where all that matters is instant economic gratification and economic growth. We didn't care enough about the consequences of that growth.

"I worry about what we're handing over to the next generation," muses Cuaron, who now lives in a hill town in Tuscany with his second wife, Italian cinema critic Annalisa Bugliani. "But still, I'm convinced our youth will be way more evolved than us. They will be the ones — like the Human Project [a group of scientists trying to set things right in the film] — to save us all.

Call me pessimistic, but that’s a load of fanciful (not to say utopian) nonsense.  I’ve been hearing that generational buck-passing since the 1960s.  When I was a teenager, intellectuals and cultural leaders used to tell us that we were the hope of the future and that we’d be so much more moral and selfless than their generation.  It didn’t work out quite that way—rather the opposite, in fact—but now the rhetoric has escalated.  Youth will “save us all”.  That’s a heavy burden to place on “youth”, especially since the older generation has produced so few of them.

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UPDATE (27 Dec.): Anthony Sacramone of First Things has seen the film and he does not recommend it.  Director Cuaron has turned a fine novel into "incoherent propaganda" and "a personal political screed" and systematically stripped it of Christian content and sensibility.

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December 24th, 2006 at 4:44 pm

Last Christmas in Iraq?

The US State Department’s 2006 International Religious Freedom Report names the most egregious offenders against religious liberty.   Listed as “Countries of Particular Concern” are Burma, China, Eritrea, Iran, North Korea, Saudi Arabia, Sudan, and UzbekistanNina Shea says they left one out.

But some of the bloodiest religious persecution anywhere is directed against Christians and other non-Muslim groups in a country not on the State Department’s CPC list.

That country is Iraq.

The UN High Commissioner on Refugees says that persistent religious discrimination may soon eradicate non-Muslim groups in Iraq through being driven into exile, killed, or forced conversion.  Even though the State Department recognises that Iraqi Islamic militants have targeted non-Muslims, no policies have been put in place to address the predicament of the persecuted.

Iraq's Muslims are aided and abetted by foreign Islamists, but Christians receive nothing from anyone.  Dozens of churches have been bombed, clergy kidnapped and murdered, believers terrorised and falsely accused of serious offences.

We should view Iraq’s Christian ChaldoAssyrians and small religious minorities as we once did Soviet Jews. The persecution these non-Muslims face stands out against even the backdrop of horrific violence now wracking the rest of the population.
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Women are being increasingly pressured to conform to supposed Islamic conduct and dress, while men who operate liquor stores and cinemas have also been murdered for their “unIslamic” businesses.

About one-third of Iraq’s non-Muslims live in the Nineveh Plains area of Kurdish-dominated northern Iraq.  Officials there routinely collaborate with militants in pillaging and harassment of Assyrian Christians.  Towns occupied by Christians and other minorities have been deliberately and systematically excluded from sharing in reconstruction projects funded by American taxpayers.

Unless the US focuses on preventing anti-Christian persecution in Iraq, says Ms Shea, this may be the country’s last Christmas.

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December 24th, 2006 at 3:35 pm

Christmas Service at Southwark Cathedral

Rt Rev Thomas ButlerIn the wake of the mysterious mishap recently suffered by the Rt Rev Tom Butler, Bishop of Southwark, Ship of Fools has offered a liturgy for tomorrow’s service at Southwark Cathedral.  Here’s the opening.

BIDDING PRAYER

The Dean: Beloved in Christ, be it this Christmastide our care and delight to hear again the message of the tabloids, and in heart and mind to go even unto Crucifix Lane and see this thing which is come to pass, and the Bishop lying in a gutter.

And because this of all things would rejoice His heart, let us remember in His name the lost and legless, the tired and emotional, the recipients of Irish hospitality, and all those who call upon the name of the Lord on the great white telephone.

All: Amen. We've been there.

Read the whole thing.

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December 24th, 2006 at 1:50 pm

Sunday hymn: “Worship the Lord in the Beauty of Holiness”

This morning’s processional hymn for the Fourth Sunday in Advent service at Christ Church Cathedral, Whitehorse.  (Hymn #385 in the Anglican Church of Canada's hymn book, Common Praise.)

Worship the Lord in the beauty of holiness,
bow down before him, his glory proclaim;
gold of obedience and incense of lowliness,
bring and adore him the Lord is his Name.

Low at his feet lay thy burden of carefulness,
high on his heart he will bear it for thee;
comfort thy sorrows and answer thy prayerfulness,
guiding thy steps as may best for thee be.

Fear not to enter his courts in the slenderness
of the poor wealth thou wouldst reckon as thine;
truth in its beauty, and love in its tenderness,
these are the offerings to lay on his shrine.

These though we bring them in trembling and fearfulness,
he will accept for the Name that is dear,
mornings of joy give for evenings of tearfulness,
trust for out trembling, and hope for our fear.

Worship the Lord in the beauty of holiness,
bow down before him, his glory proclaim;
gold of obedience and incense of lowliness,
bring and adore him the Lord is his Name.

Words: John Samuel Bewley Monsell, 1863
Music: Üttingen, Dymchurch

The first line of the hymn is taken from the words of Psalm 29:2, Psalm 96:9, and 1 Chronicles 16:29.

Because the first verse reflects the story of the Wise Men bringing gifts to the infant Jesus, this hymn is often associated with the season of Epiphany.

The author of the text was the Rev J. S. B. Monsell (1811-75), an Irish-born Anglican rector who ministered at St James, Ramoan, Co Antrim, before moving to England.  He served as Vicar of Egham, Surrey, and then as Rector of St Nicholas, Guildford, where he died in an accident during re-building of the church.

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December 24th, 2006 at 6:00 am

The Fourth Sunday in Advent

The collect for today, the 4th Sunday in Advent, from the 1662 Book of Common Prayer:

O Lord, raise up (we pray thee) thy power, and come among us, and with great might succour us; that whereas, through our sins and wickedness, we are sore let and hindered in running the race that is set before us, thy bountiful grace and mercy may speedily help and deliver us; through the satisfaction of thy Son our Lord, to whom with thee and the Holy Ghost be honour and glory, world without end. Amen.

The Epistle: Philippians 4:4-7
The Gospel: St John 1:19-28 

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