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December 20th, 2006 at 9:14 pm

Anglican-Lutheran committee seeks new hymn text

Click for larger viewIn Winnipeg this coming June, both the Anglican Church of Canada and the Evangelical Lutheran Church in Canada will hold their respective national meetings.  That time will also mark six years since the two denominations entered into full communion with each other.

In preparation for the blessed event celebration, the Joint Anglican Lutheran Commission (JALC) has announced “A Hymn Text Competition”.

In Winnipeg on June 21, 2007, during ELCIC National Convention and the ACC General Synod, delegates to each meeting will gather for a full day educational and worship session.  We are looking for New Words to a tune familiar to both traditions.

Rev Joe Walker, Anglican chaplain at the University of Alberta, is really excited about the competition.

And here I was wondering what I was going to do over the Christmas holidays…

You just know the creative juices are going to flowing on this one.

I’m glad Joe has such an upbeat attitude about this.  My main concern is that the "winning" words should be made available ahead of time for those who care about the theological soundness of the hymns they're expected to sing.

Joe says I needn’t worry because he’s already made a good start on a hymn text.  Something about the last of Cranmer’s privateers, who sings of his six years on the high seas cruising for Lutherans.  I think it’s a hoot, but I’m not sure it’s quite what the Philistines JALC is hoping for.

h/t: felix hominum

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December 20th, 2006 at 8:26 pm

New destination for adventure travelers: Chechnya

Click for larger viewChechnya's prime minister, a semi-literate former boxer turned warlord, has proclaimed the region ready for tourists.  Pack your bags now, before the crowds overwhelm this forbidding and untamed land.

Fancy a holiday with a difference? Ramzan Kadyrov, the Moscow-backed warlord who became prime minister of Chechnya last year, has declared the lawless province open for tourism.

Twelve years of intermittent but brutal war may have all but devastated it, flattening its capital, Grozny, and destroying what little tourist infrastructure there was.

But that failed to deter Mr Kadyrov yesterday from revealing his dream of welcoming Western tourists to a region synonymous with kidnapping.

Until the hotels were rebuilt, his government said, tourists wanting to holiday in Chechnya could always camp.

The nay-sayers at the British Foreign Office are not helping Chechnya promote its new image as a tourist hot spot.

The Foreign Office warns against all travel to Chechnya, saying that Westerners are particularly vulnerable to abduction. Three Britons were seized and executed in Dec 1998.

Intrepid adventurers will not allow a minor nuisance to stop them from enjoying the vacation of a lifetime.

Well, what's there to see and do in Chechnya anyway?  Unless inhospitable terrain is your idea of a natural attraction, it's a bit thin in that department.

Wait a minute.  What about this?

Mr Kadyrov's army of irregulars have taken to sticking the severed heads of enemies on stakes in at least one village.

For a select breed of adventure-seeking travelers, that beats any natural attraction.  The Chechen tourism industry may have its unique niche market: Terror Tourism.

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December 20th, 2006 at 7:53 pm

Judy Rebick pillories Elizabeth May over abortion

Recently asked about her position on abortion, Canadian Green Party leader Elizabeth May put forward what many would call a moderate position.  Although she supports legal abortion, she views life as “sacred” and would never have an abortion herself.

I think there's been a moral dimension to this debate that's quite complex, and I think deserves respect. So I respect people who say, "I'm against abortion because there is a right to life, and the fetus is sacred."

I respect that, because I think all life is sacred. So, where do I come to thinking we should be able to have - and must have - access to therapeutic abortions in Canada?

It's the other side of a moral dilemma: If we make them illegal, women will die. We know this. It happened for hundreds and hundreds of years, that women would seek out whatever butcher they could find to cause an abortion to happen, and they would die horrible deaths, and the baby would die too.
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[W]hat I'd like to do in politics is to be able to create the space to say, "Abortions are legal because they must be to avoid women dying. But nobody in their right mind is for abortions."

I've talked women out of having abortions. I would never have an abortion myself, not in a million years. I cannot imagine the circumstances that would have ever induced me to.

Radical leftist and über-feminist Judy Rebick went apoplectic when she heard about that.  In a scathing open letter, she practically accuses Ms May of shilling for the pro-life movement.

[Y]ou have questioned the most important victory of the women's movement of my generation.

If you had said that you personally oppose abortion but you support a woman's right to choose, I would have been fine with that. Instead you said that a woman's right to choose, something tens of thousands of Canadian women fought for for decades, was trivializing an important issue. It felt like a slap in the face.

Since you have so little respect for me or for the women's movement which mobilized for so long to win this hard-earned right, I hope you will understand that I ripped up the cheque I had written to the Green Party and you can no longer rely on me for support.

Wow!  Elizabeth May says “all life is sacred” and Judy Rebick hits the roof.  That says it all.

Ms Rebick is particularly worried that more Canadians may start talking about abortion.  We can’t have that!

We had a debate on abortion in this country for decades. Raising the need for further debate as you have done is a serious error in judgment and in the unlikely possibility that Stephen Harper wins a majority in the next election, you could have done irreparable harm.

Leaving aside the dodgy syntax of the latter sentence, one wonders why she’s so afraid of more debate.  If the pro-abortion side really has superior arguments and solid majority support, why not give the pro-lifers another chance to get hammered and make fools of themselves?

Her view seems to be: The courts ruled in our favour long ago, so the subject is closed until Doomsday.  So much for leftist tolerance and open-mindedness.

h/t: Big Blue Wave

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December 20th, 2006 at 6:58 pm

Alecia “Pink” Moore backs boycott of Australian wool

Pink, the singer artist formerly known as Alecia Moore, is campaigning on behalf of PETA for a boycott of Australian wool.  An Australian government spokesman tries to explain why that's counter-productive.

Pink said the practice of "mulesing", or cutting flesh from lambs' rear ends without anaesthetic, was "sadistic".

But Australian Treasurer Peter Costello said the practice stopped sheep dying of maggot infestations and was humane.

He questioned Pink's expertise, saying: "Pink is entitled to her views but at the end of the day would Australia's farmers take advice from Pink?"

"At the end of the day"?  I wouldn’t take advice from someone who insists on calling herself "Pink" at any time of the day.

Since Ms Moore is so deeply concerned about cruelty to sentient beings, she must be adamantly opposed to abortion.

In her song “Dear Mr. President,” Pink attacks, amongst other things, “No Child Left Behind,” his positions on abortion as well as same-sex marriage, his former drug and alcohol abuse, and, of course, the war in Iraq.

Never mind.

UPDATE (17 Jan. 2007):  Pink has reversed herself.  Stating that she was misled by PETA and failed to do her own research, she now says she doesn't agree with her original stand.

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December 20th, 2006 at 6:38 pm

There’s no need to fight evil when appeasement will do just fine

The latest video by The Naked Gun director David Zucker compares James Baker to Neville Chamberlain.  Ouch!

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: So, Mr James Baker, you want our help to get you out of Iraq.
James Baker: Yes.
MA: OK, we agree to that. But in return, we'd like to continue building our nuclear weapons.
JB:  Ah, we can't agree to that.
MA: What if we promise we won't use them?
JB: That's reasonable.

h/t: Clayton Cramer.

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