Jeremy Clarkson, notorious anti-environmentalist gadfly and driver of fast cars, has finally found a green vehicle he can love: a jet-powered bicycle.
Jeremy Clarkson has gone green. The Top Gear presenter has finally bowed to pressure from the environmental lobby and got himself a bicycle. It has a wicker basket on the front, a jet engine at the back and a theoretical top speed of 70mph.
Built for the MPH 06 motor show, a motoring circus co-hosted by Clarkson, it has made such an impact the designers are thinking of producing it for sale.
“It’s fantastic and completely legal, probably,” said Clarkson. “You can ride across London without paying the congestion charge and Ken Livingstone can’t touch you.”
I love this: It’s “completely legal, probably”. Famous last words?
The jet bike is reckoned to be fast enough to set a new land speed record, though Clarkson is careful about who he’ll allow in the saddle. “I’m not loaning it to Richard Hammond because he’ll ride it into a field and turn it upside down,” he said. “It’s the first bike you can ride without wearing muesli sandals and a beard. It’s Lance Armstrong and Frank Whittle in one. I’d enter the Tour de France on it but the French would just steal the idea.”
To ensure that the bike will indeed dodge the congestion charge, designer Steve Howard has fitted an optional smoke machine. That would also frustrate England’s ubiquitous speed cameras.
Mr Howard doesn’t actually recommend riding the thing on public thoroughfares, however.
Fuelled by a mixture of paraffin and jet oil (for lubrication), the engine packs 1100 lb of thrust at full pelt and the temperature inside can rise to more than 700C so the outside is wrapped in Kevlar. The bike produces a 10ft-long super-heated jet stream that Howard admits is not very friendly to traffic or pedestrians.
Whatever. This is another environmentally friendly strategy I can get behind support.
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