The date was 25 March 2001. “Things Have Changed” from the film Wonder Boys was nominated for Best Original Song, but Bob wouldn’t think of interrupting the Never Ending Tour to appear in person to sing it. So, Hollywood had to settle for a performance via satellite from Sydney, Australia. This is one of Dylan’s more obscure songs, but I think it’s brilliant. Dark and foreboding, cynical and humourous, it has many wonderful lines. This one’s my favourite: “Lot of water under the bridge, lot of other stuff too”.
A worried man with a worried mind
No one in front of me and nothing behind
There's a woman on my lap and she's drinking champagne
Got white skin, got assassin's eyes
I'm looking up into the sapphire tinted skies
I'm well dressed, waiting on the last train
Bridge #1:
Standing on the gallows with my head in a noose
Any minute now I'm expecting all hell to break loose
Chorus
People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed
This place ain't doing me any good
I'm in the wrong town, I should be in Hollywood
Just for a second there I thought I saw something move
Gonna take dancing lessons do the jitterbug rag
Ain't no shortcuts, gonna dress in drag
Only a fool in here would think he's got anything to prove
Bridge #2
Lot of water under the bridge, Lot of other stuff too
Don't get up gentlemen, I'm only passing through
(chorus)
I've been walking forty miles of bad road
If the bible is right, the world will explode
I've been trying to get as far away from myself as I can
Some things are too hot to touch
The human mind can only stand so much
You can't win with a losing hand
Bridge #3
Feel like falling in love with the first woman I meet
Putting her in a wheel barrow and wheeling her down the street
(chorus)
I hurt easy, I just don't show it
You can hurt someone and not even know it
The next sixty seconds could be like an eternity
Gonna get low down, gonna fly high
All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie
I'm in love with a woman who don't even appeal to me
Bridge #4
Mr. Jinx and Miss Lucy, they jumped in the lake
I'm not that eager to make a mistake
(chorus)
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When Dylan won the Oscar, his first words were “Oh, good God, this is amazing”. He also said of “Things Have Changed”, “it’s a song that doesn’t pussyfoot around or turn a blind eye to human nature”. That’s true of a lot of Dylan songs.
The lyrics are copied from BobDylan.com but, for the Oscar performance, he omitted the lines from "This place ain't doing me any good" through Bridge #2 (so he left out my favourite line). I'd imagine that was due to time constraints. The original music video, with all the words, can be viewed here.
h/t: Expecting Rain.
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