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“I accept no responsibility for statistics, which are a form of magic beyond my comprehension.” — Robertson Davies

May 4th, 2006 at 11:35 pm

What’s wrong with Gnosticism?

I ask because some religion scholars want to do away with the term altogether.  “Does Gnosticism even exist?” they ask.  “Is the term imprecise—or even useless?”

One of those scholars is Karen L. King, Winn Professor of Ecclesiastical History, Harvard Divinity School, who has just published The Secret Revelation of John, based on an ancient document called Apocryphon Johannis.  A papyrus copy was first discovered in 1896, but three more turned up at Nag Hammadi in 1945 along with the other so-called Gnostic Gospels.  It was not translated into English until 1995, however.

Modern Christians would recognize some of its tenets immediately, as it describes a perfect and transcendent God who loves us deeply and will save us from evil.

But the storyline is strange indeed. The 60-page narrative opens with John leaving the temple downhearted after a Pharisee taunts him that his god has abandoned him. John goes to a mountainous area to think things over when Christ appears to him and explains all.

John hears that a number of divine beings have emanated from the Father, including Pronoia-Barbelo, the mother. From her came Christ, the self-generated saviour, and from him came four divine lights, and from them, eternal aeons.

One of the aeons was Sophia, who wished to produce a likeness of herself, but did not ask the Father's permission. As a result, she produced an evil lion-faced serpent with eyes of fire. This creature is the creator god of Genesis, and is arrogant and ignorant.

Doesn’t sound much like anything in the Bible.  Yet Dr King calls it Christian.

"It is the first piece of literature we have that puts together an entirely comprehensive Christian world view."

Apparently, she has a different understanding of “Christian” than does the church.

[F]or Ms. King, the Biblical accuracy of the document is not the point.
. . .
"Just the fact that there are these alternative voices allows people to understand the formation of Christianity as a process."
. . .
She said that, in the early days of Christianity, "there was a lot of diversity but it was not a problem until somebody decided they were going to be in charge. Unity meant uniformity."

Unfortunately, she doesn’t name the “somebody”.  I’d like to know who that was.  As for “understanding the formation of Christianity as a process”, there is no evidence that any early church leader gave this or other documents in that vein any credence at all, ever.  So, how can knowing about the Apocryphon contribute to such understanding?

And, actually, pace Dr King, church leaders from the very beginning regarded theological views diverging from apostolic teachings as a very big “problem” as soon as they became known.  In the New Testament letters, we read that St Paul told the Galatians they were “deserting” Christ by following alternative teachings, which he called “a different gospel” and a “distortion of the gospel of Christ”.  As for anyone teaching such things, he said, “let him be accursed”.  Apparently, Paul didn’t tolerate much “diversity”.  (Could he be the rascal who “decided” he was “in charge”?)

Also, in his first letter, St John (the real one, not the fellow who wrote the Apocryphon) cautions his readers: “[D]o not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, for many false prophets have gone out into the world.”

Heresy was undeniably a live issue before even the first generation of Christians had passed on.  The notion that the early church seriously entertained diverse theological opinion on crucial issues of the faith, e.g., Christ’s atoning death and his bodily resurrection, is a fantasy based on speculation and wishful thinking, not concrete historical evidence.  Apostolic doctrine, preserved in the New Testament, settled those issues decisively. Nevertheless, Dr King wants to have another go-round on the fundamentals of the faith, almost 2000 years later.

She also claims to see significant similarities between the Gnostics and their opponents in the church.

Ms. King observes that anti-Gnostic polemicists "took their rivals so seriously and denounced them so emphatically precisely because their views were in many respects so similar to the polemicists' own."

In an interview, Ms. King expands on her theory. "When you map out the similarities rather than the differences between the two sides — or what Irenaeus says are the differences — the territory of similarity is huge," she says. "Both work with this notion of humanity created in the image and likeness of God — and the need for a restoration of that. They both see Christ as the revealer figure, with the body as the place where the struggle takes place.

She’s on to something important here, but I don’t think it leads where she seems to want it to.  She seems to want to conclude that Gnostics and their opponents should have focused on their many similarities, overlooked their differences, and accepted each other in the same religious body.

But, in fact, Dr King’s observation is important precisely because the differences are of the essence.  Yes, Gnostic and orthodox both saw the need for restoration of fallen man, but the means of restoration were mutually contradictory.  Gnosticism said that salvation comes from knowledge of Christ’s secret teachings; once one became skilled at those by dint of study under your master, prayer, meditation, and other theological heavy lifting, you will be saved.  Christians said that there’s nothing anyone can do to merit salvation; it can only be received as a gift from God.

Likewise, Christ is indeed a revealer figure, but what exactly does he reveal?  For the Gnostics, he reveals knowledge one needs to acquire for redemption.  For Christians, on the other hand, he reveals God’s will for his people–and yet he does far more than that.  He himself performs the work of redemption that no one could perform for him- or herself.  His perfect obedience to the point of death, even death on a cross, has made atonement for the sin of the world and thus imparts salvation to all who believe.  That is at the root of what Christianity embraces, and Gnosticism rejects.

Given that, what is to be gained from pretending that Apocryphon Johannis and other Gnostic texts are in some sense Christian?  Far from illuminating the development of early Christianity, that will only muddy the waters and hinder true understanding.

Ottawa Citizen link via Bourque.

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May 4th, 2006 at 7:35 pm

Selling hamburgers? You’re despicable!

Click here for a message from Daffy DuckThe Fraser Consultancy, a British business research firm, recently released a report on corporate ethics.  The firm compiled something called the Ethical Reputation Index and reported that British consumers identified McDonald's as the most unethical company in the world.  Other immoral corporations on the list included the usual suspects: Nike, Adidas, American Express, BP, Coca-Cola.  Maclean's columnist Steve Maich lays out the sarcasm:

McDonald's is a charter member of the Cabal of Business Villainy™ because it makes unhealthy food and sells it in vast quantities. They make it so darn tasty, mere mortals are powerless to resist, and that makes them feel guilty every time they step on a scale. The guy in Super Size Me ate that junk three meals a day for a month and nearly died (or something) and that just can't be right. They might as well sell bags of broken glass to toddlers.

The survey found that British shoppers are "seriously conflicted" about buying food, clothing, and other necessities of life as we know it.

The Fraser Consultancy’s “Conflicted Consumers” research 2005 shows up to 47% of UK consumers buy products they actually disapprove of on ethical grounds. They buy, but they'd rather not. They're ready to switch and it's all because of something they've heard, read or seen about a company’s ethical track record. "Conflicted Consumers" are a threat and an opportunity to any business. No research firm understands them better than the Fraser Consultancy.

"Ready to switch"?  They are scads of alternatives to McDonald's on offer right now.  Why are those conflicted Brits still eating there?  Get rid of your hamburger angst now!  Broaden your horizons, British fast-food aficionados.  Look elsewhere along the high streets: try Burger King or Wimpy's or Gourmet Burger Kitchen or even a local greasy spoon.  You have nothing to lose but your anxieties—and some pocket change.  McDonald's is about as cheap as it gets.

Mr Maich observes that this anti-corporate paranoia is basically a con job whipped up by the media and a cabal vanguard of fright-mongering socially responsible nut jobs commentators.

[T]he public is fed a constant diet of anti-corporate polemics like The Corporation, No Logo and Super Size Me, all painting business as a hostile force, warping society into a bleak dystopia driven by endless greed. These self-appointed reformers have been phenomenally successful at raising concern, but have failed utterly to increase understanding. Their screeds sell movie tickets, and they keep a select group of anti-capitalist firebrands in high demand on the university speaking circuit, but their shtick is all heat, no light, and it's getting old.

Personal confession time: I have refused to eat at McDonald's for the past twenty years or so.  Except for a few occasions when a friend wanted to meet me there, I have not entered one of their scummy little joints.  But it's got nothing to do with ethical issues: I just don't like the food.  When I crave a fat-filled, salt-laden, terribly unhealthy yet wonderfully delicious hamburger, I go to A&W.  Their burgers taste much better than McDonald's, IMO.

I'm having so much fun with this that I hate to move on to something as dull and boring as survey methodology, but the Fraser Consultancy survey is inadequately documented and may well be problematic.  Here's the complete text of the methodology report at the firm's website:

The survey polled a nationally representative random sample of 1363 adults in the UK. Respondents completed questionnaires online.

How can it be "nationally representative" and "random" if the survey had to be completed online?  A proper random survey would most likely have to be conducted by telephone due to cost and response considerations.  (The alternatives are face-to-face interviews—much more expensive than telephone—and mail-out survey forms—resulting in a meagre response rate absent telephone follow-up.)  How could the survey firm know beforehand that everyone they contacted to answer the questions had computers with internet access?  If the survey was done by telephone but those without computers were not permitted to answer the questions, then it's not representative of all British consumers.  I smell a rat.

I suspect that this was another one of those surveys posted online at a site that respondents had to navigate to themselves.  There is no way to ensure that such a survey is genuinely random and truly representative of its target population; it's not possible to ensure that it even represents all internet users.  (For a more detailed discussion, see this post on a similar survey conducted by AOL.)

If what I suspect is indeed the case, one would be justified in concluding that the Fraser Consultancy survey is about as valid as those online polls you see at news sites.

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May 4th, 2006 at 6:43 pm

Restored Hawksmoor church unveiled

Unicorn at the base of the steepleA posthumous gift of £4.5 million from American multi-millionaire Paul Mellon has enabled restoration of St George's Bloomsbury, one of Nicholas Hawksmoor's six London churches.  The three-year project was unveiled yesterday and the results are magnificent.

Almost 150ft above the ground, four new stone heraldic beasts - very probably part of a curious observation by Hawksmoor on Hanoverian politics - were unveiled at the base of the church's unusual steeple.

The 10ft high beasts - two lions and two unicorns - were removed by the Victorians in 1871 when it was feared that they would crash to the ground. The originals are long lost but, working from Hawksmoor's original drawings, the sculptor Tim Crawley, who has made new carvings for Westminster Abbey, recreated them.

St George's steepleThe steeple is the most peculiar in London. Inspired by Pliny's description of the Mausoleum at Halicarnassus, it is stepped like a pyramid. A statue of George I in Roman dress posing as St George stands on the top.

The photo at right shows the steeple topped by what is believed to be the only statue of King George I.  The photo, taken by Mary Ann Sullivan of Bluffton University, was found here along with several other fine photos of the church.

St George's Bloomsbury was originally built between 1716 and 1731, but had fallen into disrepair and was on the verge of closure.

The Mellon bequest was chanelled through the World Monuments Fund, which has more information on the restoration project here and here.  The official website of St George's Bloomsbury is here.

Nicholas Hawksmoor also designed St Mary Woolnoth, which I visited in August 2004 and blogged here.

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May 4th, 2006 at 5:40 pm

Microsoft “dead in the water”

So says computer columnist John Dvorak.  He doesn’t mean that the software behemoth will go bankrupt or even stop making a profit, just that, with the sole exception of the X-box360,  the company doesn’t seem to be doing anything—and hasn't for a year or so.  Here's a case in point:

Vista OS. It's now so delayed that its consumer version will miss the 2006 Christmas season. It's now supposed to arrive in early 2007. Even when it does, all of its promised cool features have been removed and it appears to be little more than a gussied-up version of Windows XP. It appears as if it is going to be a great disappointment. This should have been the company's number one priority.

Also, the updated Office 2007 looks set to "create a lot of anguish with users".  And Microsoft should have dumped MSN "years ago".

In summary, Mr Dvorak sees "a company that has settled in and has become big, profitable, and unexciting, lacking real focus or spirit."  Unlike, say, this computer giant.

via Macworld UK.

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May 4th, 2006 at 5:30 pm

It’s Star Wars Day in the Yukon

My buddy Pete sent me another of his great poems, composed on company his own personal time:

Today is really special
Today is the fourth of May.
I’ve claimed this date for Star Wars
Make it a special day

There are weeks and days for everything
Stop Violence against Spotted Whales
Fathers Day and Mothers Day
And Boycott Walmart Sales

But today is saved for Star Wars
Make sure you celebrate
Watch all the movies once again
Eat popcorn and stay up late

Dress your kids like Ewocks
Have a saber fight
Dress up for bed like Vader
Have a Star Wars night

Go to work as Chewy
And up and down each street
Say “May the Fourth be with you”
To everyone you meet.

Pete also wrote the epic "A Yukon Nativity"

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May 4th, 2006 at 5:05 pm

Putting babies in daycare can lead to behaviour problems

A Quebec pediatrician has questioned the wisdom of sending babies to daycare, saying it tends to produce attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder, aggressive behaviour, and other development problems.

"It's best for a child to be with its biological parents as much as possible during the first 24 months of life," but parents routinely "parachute" their children into day care at too young an age, says Dr. Jean-Francois Chicoine, a pediatrician at Sainte-Justine Hospital in Montreal.

Chicoine argues that dropping months-old children off at day care prevents both them and their parents from forging the strong maternal and paternal bonds needed for healthy development.

The practice of sending babies to day care became widespread in Quebec after the province instituted government-funded day care, much like the scheme the federal Liberals proposed to implement nation-wide.  Thankfully, that scheme has been shelved by the Conservative government in favour of direct tax credits to parents of young children.

Predictably, Dr Chicoine has been attacked as anti-day care, a charge he rejects, saying, "I'm not anti-day care — I'm pro-family."

Liberal MP Carolyn Bennett begs to differ with the good doctor.  She thinks consigning babies to the care of their parents will only cause more crime in the future.

Here's what Bennett said on CTV's Mike Duffy Live about Harper's child care plan, shortly after the budget was tabled:

Calling the Conservative approach "spiteful," Bennett added: "There's actually no plan for early learning and child-care spaces. So it's a good job they're putting more money for prisons in the budget, because we're going to need them if we don't get this early childhood right."

Hmmm.  Calling parents incompetent and a danger to society. That's pretty radical for a Liberal.  And the party wonders why its poll numbers keep dropping.  Here's a clue: insulting the voters is generally not a good strategy for electoral success.

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