Charles Colson has concerns about a new book entitled The Gospel According to Oprah. Author Marcia Z. Nelson thinks that Oprah’s work is "compatible with religion". Not really, says Mr Colson. Oprah’s live-your-best-life message does indeed invoke God at some points, but only as a means to a higher end–self-fulfillment. So, be careful.
I’m not saying don’t watch Oprah. She’s talented and generally provides wholesome entertainment. But don’t confuse it with the faith.
What caught my eye was this snippet:
Nelson is able to write, apparently with a straight face, "Augustine would make a great talk show guest. His Confessions stands as a fourth-century memoir of his life makeover through God’s spiritual fitness program."
How naïve is that? St Augustine’s talk-show debut would, I think, look more like the scene from Walker Percy’s Lost In The Cosmos: The Last Self-Help Book in which John Calvin appears unexpectedly on The Phil Donahue Show:
Donahue: What did you say your name was, Reverend?
Stranger: John Calvin.
Donahue: Right. Who else? Okay, we got to break here for these messages. Don't go 'way, folks. We're coming right back and sort this out, I promise.
Cut to Miss Clairol, Land O’ Lakes margarine, Summer's Eve, and Alpo commercials.
But when the show returns, John Calvin, who does not understand commercial breaks, has jumped the gun and is in mid-sentence.
Calvin (speaking in a thick French accent, not unlike Charles Boyer): . . . of his redemptive sacrifice? What I have heard is licentious talk about deeds which are an abomination before God, meriting eternal damnation unless they repent and throw themselves on God's mercy. Which they are predestined to do or not to do, so why bother to discuss it?
Donahue (gravely): That's pretty heavy, Reverend.
Calvin: Heavy? Yes, it's heavy.
Donahue (mulling, scratching): Now wait a minute, Reverend. Let's check this out. You're entitled to your religious beliefs. But what if others disagree with you in all good faith? And aside from that (prosecutory again, using mike like forefinger) what's wrong with two consenting adults expressing their sexual preference in the privacy of their bedroom or, ah, under a bush?
Calvin: Sexual preference?
Yeah, it would definitely be more like that.