Magic Statistics

“I accept no responsibility for statistics, which are a form of magic beyond my comprehension.” — Robertson Davies

September 5th, 2005 at 1:44 pm

Muslims attack Christian Arab village

Taiba, the last completely Christian town in the West Bank, was ransacked on Saturday night by hundreds of Muslim men from neighbouring towns and vilages. The mob descended after it emerged that a 30 year-old Muslim woman from a nearby village was murdered by her family a few days earlier for having an affair with a Christian man from Taiba. (The family had tried to keep this a secret.) No injuries have been reported among the town's 1,500 inhabitants, but many houses and vehicles were torched and much personal property was stolen or destroyed. The Jerusalem Post has the whole story.

Taiba is believed to be the New Testament town of Ephraim where Jesus and the disciples went into hiding after the raising of Lazarus.

via Fr John Whiteford.

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September 5th, 2005 at 12:28 pm

Church of England “indistinguishable from a lunatic asylum”

So says Peter Mullen, Rector of St. Michael’s, Cornhill, and Chaplain to the Stock Exchange. His article appears in The New Criterion, an excellent monthly on society, morals, and modern culture, the latest issue of which contains a slew of essays on life in contemporary Britain.

Reading Rev Mullen's litany of the C of E's foolish panderings to the worst in modern culture, one doesn't know whether to laugh or cry. Probably both. Among the gems:

They have thrown out the Book of Common Prayer and The Authorized Version of the Bible and substituted dumbed-down, politically correct prayers which sound as if they were written by a committee made up of Tony Blair, Karl Marx, and Noddy.
. . .
[W]here the traditional Prayer Book’s Holy Communion used to say those unbearably moving holy words In the same night that he was betrayed, the new book says, "He had supper with his friends." I am not making this up. You couldn’t make it up. This is the official worship book of the Church of England. In the face of such blasphemous idiocy, mere satire becomes impossible.
. . .
The whole institution is like a psychotic kindergarten.

But Rev Mullen, like all good Christians, has not given up hope.

Perhaps it is not altogether too late? The Church has been at death’s door before. And the Lord did say that the gates of hell would not prevail. The gates of hell are having a damned good try. But it will take a miracle to revive the Church now. Perhaps at the Harvest Festival we might implore in the words of the Psalm, Let God arise and let his enemies be scattered.

Always remembering that the enemies are within.

Read the whole thing.

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September 5th, 2005 at 11:59 am

Gasoline nears £1 per litre in U.K.

And you thought gas was expensive here. Adding insult to injury is the fact that most petrol pumps are not equipped to display prices above 99.99 pence per litre, so they will have to be re-tooled. The Daily Telegraph has the story.

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September 5th, 2005 at 11:41 am

It’s a mystery to a lot of us Canadians, too

Albert Mohler begins a recent commentary: "The nation of Canada is a mystery to most Americans."

Seriously, his commentary is well worth reading, for he discusses a recent study of the sizeable decline in fertility rates in Canada. In this, Canada is following European trends, while the U.S. has seen only a very modest decline in rates of childbirth. Twenty-five years ago, fertility patterns in Canada and the U.S. were quite similar, and both were higher than rates in Europe. The study suggests, and Dr Mohler whole-heartedly agrees, that this is related to the decrease in Christian faith among Canadians.

via CaNN.

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September 5th, 2005 at 11:05 am

And Stalin said the pope had no legions

Stalin was a fool. Lech Walesa credits Pope John Paul II with inspiring him to defy Poland's Communist government.

via CaNN.

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September 5th, 2005 at 10:24 am

Kendal Parish Church

The town of Kendal is the southern gateway to the Lake District. Since we entered from the north, it was our last stop in that part of England. The main church in Kendal is officially dedicated to the Holy and Undivided Trinity, but it is never referred to as Kendal Holy Trinity Church, but simply as Kendal Parish Church.

The church is a large and impressive building. The oldest parts of the building date to the 13th century, but Christians have been worshiping at this site since at least the 9th century. The Domesday Book records a church in Kendal, and inside the church is a fragment from an Anglian Cross dated at around AD 850.

The church has been renovated and restored several times since its construction, in the course of which it has been enlarged to become one of the widest parish churches in Britain. The nave now has five aisles and is over 31 metres in width.

At right, an interior shot across four of the five aisles. (If you look closely—or click on the photo for a larger view—you can see the StatWife and StatDaughter in the distance taking a break while I look around the church.)

Kendal is known as the home of the Parr family, who built the Parr Chapel in the south-east corner of the church in the early 14th century. Katherine Parr, who became the sixth and final wife of Henry VIII, was born in Kendal in 1512. A devout and pious Christian who ultimately adopted Protestant beliefs, she was the most intellectual of Henry’s wives. She ensured that her step-children had the best tutors; she enjoyed engaging in theological debates at court; she cultivated friendships with Thomas Cranmer and other leaders of the English Reformation; and she left behind popular devotional works.

Her interest in Protestant theology caused her serious problems, however; she narrowly escaped execution when Catholic sympathisers in the king’s courts tried to use her interest in Protestantism to portray her as a fanatic and possibly a heretic. Katherine ultimately survived Henry, and is buried at Sudeley Castle in the Cotswolds.

The Parr Chapel at Kendal Parish Church has four angels affixed just under the roof of the church.

They are holding the symbols of the Crucifixion: crown of thorns, ladder, cross, and hammer and nails.

Click on photos for larger views. (These were taken with my digital camera's zoom, so they're a bit grainy.)

As I said, this was our last stop in Cumbria. From there. we drove to Wales. In north Wales, there are plenty of castles, but no churches of interest. So, next time, a look at Llandaff Cathedral near Cardiff. (Unfortunately, we didn't have time to visit St David's.)

By the by, for those who want an easy way to remember the fates of Henry’s six wives, here’s a little rhyme I learned in theological college:

Divorced, beheaded, died;
Divorced, beheaded, survived.

Now, what were the names of the respective wives?

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UPDATE: See clarification here.

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September 5th, 2005 at 8:03 am
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